Spotty has malaria today, says the little guy, and has to drink lots of Brio. He says yesterday Spotty had a lot of liquorice for his whooping cough. He says he thinks he'll stock up on choco covered coffee beans in case Spotty gets narcolepsy.

He says at the choco shop they made a mold of his head to use for making choco busts. They're available in five styles and two weights. There the white choco head, the dark choco head, the milk choco head, and marbled mixes of the white with the darker choco's. He recommends those, they ver artistic.

You can get it in solid choco or hollow, he says, like an easter bunny, but just the head and no eggs. He says they asked to use his head because he ver cute.

He says they going to make a version filled with choco bubbles, just like his real head except he doesn't melt in the sun, as long as he's in his turtle pool. He says he has nice bath toys for his turtle pool too, real convo starters: wind-up floating sushi's and his old stand by, the Empire State squeaky.

This is very strange. Why can anonymous people alter tm's blog?